Well today started off okay I guess. Not exactly a strong
first day in my quest for Vengenace. Ine-san and Fuku-san were deeply affected
by my father’s death, Ine-san especially… because for my allowance she is
giving me a daily allowance of 500¥. Are you serious? Ine-san come on, you
can’t expect me to live off of 500¥ a day, that’s ludicrous. So starting off on
my road to revenge I have a revenge budget of 10,500¥.
I told
Fuku-san of my intentions to seek revenge. That was a mistake. I like Fuku-san,
he’s a decent guy, and its really fun to play jokes on him, he’s kind of dumb
like that. But he was pretty bummed out and the first thing he shouts is “TAKE
ME WITH YOU RYO-SAN!” and I’m like “Dude you need to calm the fuck down.” I mean
I appreciate the thought but its kind of a personal revenge quest, and I need
to do it on my own, ok who am I bullshitting, the truth is that he’s older than
me and I can still whip his ass, Lan Di killed dad with a single double-palm
thrust, I don’t need to be responsible for him. Fuck that.
Well my
one and only clue that I have to go on besides a description of Lan Di and a
memory of everything he said to my father, is that he and his goons were riding
in a Black Sedan, and since the only vehicles I know between here and Dobuita
are a Taxi cab that I never see move, a couple of mopeds, and the sweet
motorcycle belonging to my friend Naoyuki, I’m sure somebody saw something.
Thus I
ventured into town, that is to say I walked a short ways down the street,
helped an annoying kid feed a stray cat she was raising, she wants me to come
up with a name for it, and while I didn’t say this outloud, I’m thinking like
‘Its your dam cat, why the hel do I have to name it. Hello your name is cat go
away.’ But gotta be polite, gotta be polite.
So
while looking for anyone who knew anything about the car I wound up talking to
the neighborhood Gossip, Mishima-san. Whole lot of ugly on her, and yet somehow
she knows all the comings and goings of everything going on in from Yamanose to
Dobuita market, which I suspect is either because you can walk from one end to
the other inside of 20minutes, or because she runs an underground information
brokering organization undertaking secret wars against the local Yakuza. I’m
sure it’s the former, but still, I like my version better. I mean, hell I’d pay
money to see that movie.
Helped
an old lady find the Yamamoto residence, no clue who she was, figured some
positive Karma could only help me on my journey. So I immediately went over to
the Capsule machine in front of the candy store, and this is where I kind of
fell into my old routines. Blew through my entire daily allowance on capsule
toys, got a Sonic, a Knuckles, and some bouncy balls, which I still call
bullshit on. I WANT THAT METAL SONIC GODDAMIT! And a soda and a couple candy
bars. So 700¥ later I’m back on the case, I head into Dobuita looking for
clues, discover a fortune telling shop I had no idea was there. Apparently the
future is unreadable, thanks, but my lucky number is 6. That was 600¥ well
spent.
I hung
out with Tom for a bit. He’s a jolly mother fucker and always cheers me up. But
as I wandered around the Market wondering what I should do, at about 1pm I
walked into You Arcade, about 500¥ and a 9hrs later I finally walk out. They
got these new games, QTE series or something, I don’t know. But I really got
into them and was determined to get the ultimate once and forever high score.
And I was dam good at it. You got to be to make that 500¥ last dam near half a
day.
So what
have I learned today about the man who killed my father… he drove in a black
car, after killing my father he sped away. Which of course would stick out
because I don’t know about anyone else but when I kill someone in cold blood I
like to leisurely walk away from the scene twirling a little cane. Also I blew
through 2300¥ of my revenge budget on goofy shit.
I will admit I am not off to a great start, as unforeseen delays continue to pop up. Dad, if you’re up there, it’s gonna be awhile, so I hope they’re not holding you up in a heavenly waiting room or something until vengeance is done.
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